Up Up and Delay

T'was the day of departure

And our spirits were high

When in came the email

That said - "You can't fly!"

Well not at your scheduled time 

anyway

It will be another 3 hours before

You're up and away

The reason they gave was

"Operational constraints"

This was the beginning of 

Our tirade of complaints

We took the delay on the chin

Right up near the lip

And consoled ourselves with 

A Mexican cheese dip

(on our way to Panchos Mexican Restaurant for Cheese Dip)

On arrival at the airport

Terminal 1

We were greeted by a non smiling lady 

Her hair in tight bun

She gave no look of service

Clearly unhappy in her job

Then handed us our boarding pass

And looked away in fob (as in fobbed us off)

On closer inspection 

Mar-Lou did pick up

That we had be shafted from 

Our silent zone, extra legroom and child free seats that we had booked and paid for and instead placed us down the back near the toilets in row 54!

So........

Back down we went 

To the lady with the bun

Who saw us coming from a distance 

And looked like she may run

But we caught her in time

To explain her mistake

No apology given

And a smile that was fake

We came out the victors

As was clearly our right

And we sauntered to the "salubrious" departure lounge 

To wait for our flight.

Thus far our journey

Has been a real hoot

But I guess that's what you get

When you choose to fly Scoot!

So, this is what we did whilst waiting for the plane......

How do you wear this neck pillow?

Update:  After visiting the Woman's Museum in Hanoi.... I've finally worked out how these pillows should be word.

Who wore it best?